Missie:
you can continue with the imagination
Missie:
please
Ludwig:
are you sure?
Missie:
yes
Ludwig:
cause i can imagine some strange things you may not want to be involved in
Missie:
strange is good
Ludwig:
to a point
Ludwig:
you don't expect me to tell you about it do you?
Missie:
yes i do
Ludwig:
forget it
Missie:
please
Ludwig:
no more imagining
Ludwig:
although somehow the idea of dressing you up in a deer suit popped into my head
Missie:
deer?
Ludwig:
yes i don't know why
Ludwig:
with antlers
Missie:
no antlers please
Ludwig:
not even little ones?
Ludwig:
like bambi
Missie:
maybe
Ludwig:
goodie
Ludwig:
but that's all you're getting
Missie:
awwww
Ludwig:
sorry darling
Ludwig:
but most things in my head are better left there
Missie:
i love darling, you can call me that
Ludwig:
i will if you like it
Ludwig:
but i will not say mi vida
Missie:
okay then darling it is
Ludwig:
i may have a hard time actually vocalizing that
Ludwig:
i don't think i've ever said it in real life
Missie:
but i like it
Ludwig:
in that case i will call you darling
Missie:
oh thank you
Ludwig:
i think i give in too easily
Missie:
no you don't
19 minutes later...
Missie:
oh ya, you have to tell me all the imaginations
Ludwig:
uh no
Missie:
why not?
Ludwig:
cause they're mine
Missie:
were they good?
Ludwig:
of course
Ludwig:
at least for me they were
Missie:
how are antlers good?
Ludwig:
they are
Missie:
how is me in a deer suit good?
Ludwig:
they would look cute i think
Missie:
are we going to a costume party in your fantasy?
Ludwig:
no
Missie:
or is it halloween?
Ludwig:
as i said i have no idea where it came from
Ludwig:
it is not halloween either
Ludwig:
you are just walking around dressed as a deer
Missie:
do i have heels on?
Ludwig:
hoofs
Ludwig:
deer don't have feet
Missie:
that is not sexy at all
Ludwig:
i didn't say it was
Ludwig:
but it is cute
Missie:
whatever
Ludwig:
then i could call you deerling
Missie:
that is funny
Missie:
you are a nut
Ludwig:
and that's just the one i told you about
Missie:
are there more "cute" ones?
Ludwig:
probably not
Ludwig:
at least not at the moment
6 minutes later...
Missie:
i'm going to send you cien anos de soledad soon and it has a lot of my highlights and notes, hope you don't mind
Ludwig:
not at all
Missie:
are you going to read it?
Ludwig:
no i will just look at it
Missie:
ok
Ludwig:
of course i will darling
Missie:
oh i love that
Ludwig:
i have to be careful about using it - i don't want it to become mundane
Missie:
no no, you can use it as much as you want
Ludwig:
why do you like it so much
Missie:
i don't know, i just do
Ludwig:
ok i will use it frequently then
Missie:
ok
Missie:
thank you
Ludwig:
and sometimes deerling too
Missie:
if you must
Ludwig:
i must
Missie:
ok then
Ludwig:
but i won't make you really wear a deer costume
Missie:
the best would be if you called me "lissa rae, darling" in a haughty british accent
Ludwig:
i don't have a british accent - much less a haughty one
Missie:
damn
Ludwig:
sorry
Missie:
that's ok
Ludwig:
and i don't think i can fake it too well either
Missie:
just darling will be fine
Ludwig:
good
Missie:
so no deer costume then?
Ludwig:
it's not obligatory if that's what you mean
Missie:
good
Ludwig:
you don't want to be a deer??
Missie:
i might get shot and then eaten
Ludwig:
you would be a pet deer
Ludwig:
with a leash
Missie:
no, i still might get shot
Ludwig:
no you would be like a house deer
Missie:
well, maybe then, but it would have to be a damn cute deer outfit
Ludwig:
it would be
Ludwig:
with a little furry white tail
Missie:
oh i like the furry white tail thing
Ludwig:
when there was danger it would raise up and you would stand very still
Ludwig:
and get big doe eyes
Missie:
i can do that
Missie:
but i thought i was a house deer
Ludwig:
you would be a good deer then
Missie:
what kind of danger would there be?
Ludwig:
i'm just saying if
Missie:
oh, if, that's right
Ludwig:
like spiders or something
Missie:
i'd squash them with my hoof
Ludwig:
yes you would
Missie:
deer aren't afraid of spiders
Ludwig:
and i would feed you spinach
Missie:
i need spinach
Missie:
would that be my treat for being a good deer?
Ludwig:
i think i'm gonna cry
Ludwig:
i would give you deer treats
Ludwig:
and a salt lick
Missie:
oh yes, i have to have a salt lick
Ludwig:
and at christmas i would put a flashing red light on your nose and ride you
Missie:
i think i'm gonna cry now
Missie:
you can't ride me
Missie:
you're too heavy
Ludwig:
why not?
Ludwig:
but you're a deer
Missie:
you might break my back
Missie:
i'm not a horse
Ludwig:
you can pull my sleigh then
Missie:
who rides a deer?
Ludwig:
elves
Missie:
i'm not a reindeer
Missie:
you are not an elf
Ludwig:
i could get an elf costume and have pointy ears
Ludwig:
and i don't weigh much
Missie:
is this the wedding attire?
Ludwig:
no this is the honeymoon probably
Missie:
oh, ok
Ludwig:
the wedding would be much better
Missie:
we're going to madagascar in deer and elf costumes?
Ludwig:
you have a good memory
Ludwig:
yes we are
Missie:
i do
Missie:
i don't think they'll let us on the plane
Ludwig:
we can change in the toilet on the plane
Missie:
they won't let us off the plane then
Ludwig:
they will be glad to have us off
Missie:
are we changing in the bathroom at the same time?
Missie:
because those bathrooms are small
Ludwig:
no silly
Ludwig:
you in the girls and me in the boys
Missie:
our costumes might get mixed up
Missie:
they don't have boy and girl bathrooms on planes
Ludwig:
some do
Ludwig:
they would not get mixed up either
Ludwig:
a deer and an elf are entirely distinct
Missie:
not if we're in the bathroom at the same time
Ludwig:
plus you really don't have to wear anything persay
Missie:
i don't
Ludwig:
no, it's more of a body paint like thing
Missie:
so i'll be naked?
Ludwig:
deers don't wear clothes missie
Missie:
with deer paint on?
Missie:
oh, ok
Ludwig:
with little white spots on your back
Missie:
i'm starting to like the deer thing
Ludwig:
told ya
Missie:
are you gonna paint me then, in the bathroom?
Ludwig:
of course
Ludwig:
it's hard to paint yourself - trust me
Missie:
so we will be in the bathroom at the same time
Ludwig:
maybe
Missie:
we could join the mile high club then
Ludwig:
it is a honeymoon isn't it
Missie:
it is
Missie:
are you a member already?
Ludwig:
nope
Missie:
me neither
Missie:
ok, that's the plan
Ludwig:
but we'd have to do it in the spring then
Missie:
why?
Ludwig:
that's rutting season for deer
Missie:
you are too much
Missie:
but you're not a deer
Ludwig:
but you are
Missie:
when are elves in season?
Ludwig:
always
Ludwig:
like rabbits
Missie:
ok, that's good then
Missie:
spring it is then
Ludwig:
in six years
Missie:
yes
Missie:
and a half
Ludwig:
i have written confirmation of this
Missie:
oh i'll remember
Ludwig:
in six years?
Missie:
i've always wanted to join the mile high club
Missie:
now i have a goal to look forward to
Ludwig:
but as a deer?
Missie:
i don't care
Missie:
whatever it takes to get you in the bathroom
Ludwig:
i'm having a problem finding hoof shoes
Missie:
you might not want to let anyone else see it though
Missie:
how long is the flight to madagascar?
Ludwig:
long
Ludwig:
at least 12 hours from vegas
Ludwig:
probably more
Missie:
because we might be in there for a long time with all the painting and other things
Ludwig:
what are you saying?
Missie:
i'm saying we might be in the bathroom for a long time
Missie:
so it's gonna have to be a long flight
Ludwig:
it will be
Missie:
good
Ludwig:
don't you think 12 hours is long enough
Missie:
it'll have to be
Ludwig:
we could go to australia instead
Missie:
is it longer?
Ludwig:
if we go the long way around
Missie:
longer the better
