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September 2007
7 posts
“It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after...”
– Crazy Facts
A Brief and Surprisingly Dull Encounter with an... →
The Great Blue Hole, Ambergris Caye, Belize →
Part of the Lighthouse Reef System, it lies approximately 60 miles off the mainland out of Belize City. It is one of the most astounding dive sites to be found anywhere on earth, right in the center of Lighthouse Reef is a large, almost perfectly circular hole approximately one quarter of a mile (.4 km) across. Inside this hole the water is 480 feet (145 m) deep and it is the depth of...
then i could call you deerling
Missie: you can continue with the imagination
Missie: please
Ludwig: are you sure?
Missie: yes
Ludwig: cause i can imagine some strange things you may not want to be involved in
Missie: strange is good
Ludwig: to a point
Ludwig: you don't expect me to tell you about it do you?
Missie: yes i do
Ludwig: forget it
Missie: please
Ludwig: no more imagining
Ludwig: although somehow the idea of dressing you up in a deer suit popped into my head
Missie: deer?
Ludwig: yes i don't know why
Ludwig: with antlers
Missie: no antlers please
Ludwig: not even little ones?
Ludwig: like bambi
Missie: maybe
Ludwig: goodie
Ludwig: but that's all you're getting
Missie: awwww
Ludwig: sorry darling
Ludwig: but most things in my head are better left there
Missie: i love darling, you can call me that
Ludwig: i will if you like it
Ludwig: but i will not say mi vida
Missie: okay then darling it is
Ludwig: i may have a hard time actually vocalizing that
Ludwig: i don't think i've ever said it in real life
Missie: but i like it
Ludwig: in that case i will call you darling
Missie: oh thank you
Ludwig: i think i give in too easily
Missie: no you don't
19 minutes later...
Missie: oh ya, you have to tell me all the imaginations
Ludwig: uh no
Missie: why not?
Ludwig: cause they're mine
Missie: were they good?
Ludwig: of course
Ludwig: at least for me they were
Missie: how are antlers good?
Ludwig: they are
Missie: how is me in a deer suit good?
Ludwig: they would look cute i think
Missie: are we going to a costume party in your fantasy?
Ludwig: no
Missie: or is it halloween?
Ludwig: as i said i have no idea where it came from
Ludwig: it is not halloween either
Ludwig: you are just walking around dressed as a deer
Missie: do i have heels on?
Ludwig: hoofs
Ludwig: deer don't have feet
Missie: that is not sexy at all
Ludwig: i didn't say it was
Ludwig: but it is cute
Missie: whatever
Ludwig: then i could call you deerling
Missie: that is funny
Missie: you are a nut
Ludwig: and that's just the one i told you about
Missie: are there more "cute" ones?
Ludwig: probably not
Ludwig: at least not at the moment
6 minutes later...
Missie: i'm going to send you cien anos de soledad soon and it has a lot of my highlights and notes, hope you don't mind
Ludwig: not at all
Missie: are you going to read it?
Ludwig: no i will just look at it
Missie: ok
Ludwig: of course i will darling
Missie: oh i love that
Ludwig: i have to be careful about using it - i don't want it to become mundane
Missie: no no, you can use it as much as you want
Ludwig: why do you like it so much
Missie: i don't know, i just do
Ludwig: ok i will use it frequently then
Missie: ok
Missie: thank you
Ludwig: and sometimes deerling too
Missie: if you must
Ludwig: i must
Missie: ok then
Ludwig: but i won't make you really wear a deer costume
Missie: the best would be if you called me "lissa rae, darling" in a haughty british accent
Ludwig: i don't have a british accent - much less a haughty one
Missie: damn
Ludwig: sorry
Missie: that's ok
Ludwig: and i don't think i can fake it too well either
Missie: just darling will be fine
Ludwig: good
Missie: so no deer costume then?
Ludwig: it's not obligatory if that's what you mean
Missie: good
Ludwig: you don't want to be a deer??
Missie: i might get shot and then eaten
Ludwig: you would be a pet deer
Ludwig: with a leash
Missie: no, i still might get shot
Ludwig: no you would be like a house deer
Missie: well, maybe then, but it would have to be a damn cute deer outfit
Ludwig: it would be
Ludwig: with a little furry white tail
Missie: oh i like the furry white tail thing
Ludwig: when there was danger it would raise up and you would stand very still
Ludwig: and get big doe eyes
Missie: i can do that
Missie: but i thought i was a house deer
Ludwig: you would be a good deer then
Missie: what kind of danger would there be?
Ludwig: i'm just saying if
Missie: oh, if, that's right
Ludwig: like spiders or something
Missie: i'd squash them with my hoof
Ludwig: yes you would
Missie: deer aren't afraid of spiders
Ludwig: and i would feed you spinach
Missie: i need spinach
Missie: would that be my treat for being a good deer?
Ludwig: i think i'm gonna cry
Ludwig: i would give you deer treats
Ludwig: and a salt lick
Missie: oh yes, i have to have a salt lick
Ludwig: and at christmas i would put a flashing red light on your nose and ride you
Missie: i think i'm gonna cry now
Missie: you can't ride me
Missie: you're too heavy
Ludwig: why not?
Ludwig: but you're a deer
Missie: you might break my back
Missie: i'm not a horse
Ludwig: you can pull my sleigh then
Missie: who rides a deer?
Ludwig: elves
Missie: i'm not a reindeer
Missie: you are not an elf
Ludwig: i could get an elf costume and have pointy ears
Ludwig: and i don't weigh much
Missie: is this the wedding attire?
Ludwig: no this is the honeymoon probably
Missie: oh, ok
Ludwig: the wedding would be much better
Missie: we're going to madagascar in deer and elf costumes?
Ludwig: you have a good memory
Ludwig: yes we are
Missie: i do
Missie: i don't think they'll let us on the plane
Ludwig: we can change in the toilet on the plane
Missie: they won't let us off the plane then
Ludwig: they will be glad to have us off
Missie: are we changing in the bathroom at the same time?
Missie: because those bathrooms are small
Ludwig: no silly
Ludwig: you in the girls and me in the boys
Missie: our costumes might get mixed up
Missie: they don't have boy and girl bathrooms on planes
Ludwig: some do
Ludwig: they would not get mixed up either
Ludwig: a deer and an elf are entirely distinct
Missie: not if we're in the bathroom at the same time
Ludwig: plus you really don't have to wear anything persay
Missie: i don't
Ludwig: no, it's more of a body paint like thing
Missie: so i'll be naked?
Ludwig: deers don't wear clothes missie
Missie: with deer paint on?
Missie: oh, ok
Ludwig: with little white spots on your back
Missie: i'm starting to like the deer thing
Ludwig: told ya
Missie: are you gonna paint me then, in the bathroom?
Ludwig: of course
Ludwig: it's hard to paint yourself - trust me
Missie: so we will be in the bathroom at the same time
Ludwig: maybe
Missie: we could join the mile high club then
Ludwig: it is a honeymoon isn't it
Missie: it is
Missie: are you a member already?
Ludwig: nope
Missie: me neither
Missie: ok, that's the plan
Ludwig: but we'd have to do it in the spring then
Missie: why?
Ludwig: that's rutting season for deer
Missie: you are too much
Missie: but you're not a deer
Ludwig: but you are
Missie: when are elves in season?
Ludwig: always
Ludwig: like rabbits
Missie: ok, that's good then
Missie: spring it is then
Ludwig: in six years
Missie: yes
Missie: and a half
Ludwig: i have written confirmation of this
Missie: oh i'll remember
Ludwig: in six years?
Missie: i've always wanted to join the mile high club
Missie: now i have a goal to look forward to
Ludwig: but as a deer?
Missie: i don't care
Missie: whatever it takes to get you in the bathroom
Ludwig: i'm having a problem finding hoof shoes
Missie: you might not want to let anyone else see it though
Missie: how long is the flight to madagascar?
Ludwig: long
Ludwig: at least 12 hours from vegas
Ludwig: probably more
Missie: because we might be in there for a long time with all the painting and other things
Ludwig: what are you saying?
Missie: i'm saying we might be in the bathroom for a long time
Missie: so it's gonna have to be a long flight
Ludwig: it will be
Missie: good
Ludwig: don't you think 12 hours is long enough
Missie: it'll have to be
Ludwig: we could go to australia instead
Missie: is it longer?
Ludwig: if we go the long way around
Missie: longer the better
August 2007
21 posts
“Take my advice, or I’ll spank you without pants.”
– English Subtitles in Foreign Films
The Starbuck's Mermaid gets her nipples back! →
Long ago, back before it’s bid for global domination, Starbucks was run by a bunch of hippies, they still had a mermaid logo, but this one had nipples and a belly button. Eventually in it’s evolution to the corporate monster that it is now, The Starbucks board decided to chop off the mermaid’s nipples so as not to offend the American Bible Belt, and ensure their bid for...
WorldNetDaily: Youth suspended over sketch of gun →
A 13-year-old boy has been suspended for three days by an Arizona public school because he sketched a picture that resembled a gun, something school officials said they “absolutely” believed could pose a threat.
The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai directed by... →
I had yet to hear of this film. After reading the following two paragraphs I decided that it will be either the most brilliant piece of filmmaking within the past five years or just complete and utter c**p. At the moment I’m leaning towards brilliant. “Sachiko Hanai works as a call girl at an imekura (or sexual role-play club). While waiting for her co-worker, she stumbles upon a...
Sideshow World, Sideshow Pictures, Sideshow... →
My interest in this comes from being in a band that was vaguely associated with circus sideshows. Yes I was in a band in college and no I did not play an instrument.
Infiltration →
The zine about going places you’re not supposed to go. Urban exploration at it’s finest.
Common Misconceptions about Night People →
Ineffective Sweets: F Cup Cookies Promise That... →
Ladies, are you self-conscious about your breasts? Do you think they need to be bigger to get you attention from guys… ? Well, you could have expensive and gross breast implant surgery, or you could just grab some F Cup cookies from Japan.
Fairy's Strange Junkfood Tribute: How to Make... →
Sooooo Yummmyyyyy!
Giant Pink Rabbit Found On Italian Hillside →
A group of artists called Gelatin have knitted a huge pink rabbit and left it lying on a hill in Italy.
The Sanctuary of Lilith →
Lilith - Before the Alphabet of Ben Sira (via Lilith Gate)
Crazy Man on NYC Bus
This comes via Cedric and his new camera. Commentary to follow. Cedric spots the crazy man. The crazy man shows him Earth Angel. Cedric tries to find out what is in the Earth Angel folder. Crazy man shows the whole bus Earth Angel. Crazy man shows people outside of the bus Earth Angel. Crazy man gets off the bus spreading Earth Angel to the population of NYC.
Hamster-Powered Night Light →
Though Skippy the Hamster powers this night light by running on his excercise wheel, the same concepts and low-rpm alternator design could be applied to a school science project using different energy sources! A small wind or hydro turbine could easily power this alternator.
July 2007
31 posts
“Quit trying to control your children with your totally dorky attempts to...”
– Violent Acres
Translation of an interview with Beatrice Dalle at...
Journalist CLAP-tv: Good evening
BD: Good evening sir.
P: Would you like to say a few words regarding our friend Julien?
BD: I can't stand him. In the next film I'm going to rip his eyes out for real.
P: How was your experience on this project?
BD: Terrible, it was a nightmare, I hated it and I hate both of them. I hate the film, I hate the whole world.... I'm going to promote another film cause I'm tired of talking good about them in every interview I do. I'm not myself, I'll take whatever film comes into my head and promote it.
P: Ok, could you at least tell us how you came to meet, cause it's been over a year and a half since we ran "pizza al ojo" on our channel.
BD: A little advert, "If you like dobermans and you need a doberman, call me". And they called me. That's how we met, on a website for zoophilia.
P: You can't say that on television.
BD: Why not? I'm sorry but it's the truth. That's the reality, the web site is ZZZZZZZZ... see? there, I didn't say it.
P: I'm a fan of horror films but there are people that don't like them and are going to criticize the film, what would you like to say to them?
BD: They can die... I don't care about the criticism about the project, about our games, about us. But then they criticize morality which makes me laugh a little. 'Don't send our troops to Iraq, don't send any troops in the world to Iraq', but they have nothing to say about film? You can't comment on a pregnant woman?... well of course you can't touch on a pregnant woman, but we're speaking of film... which is why Alison is still alive.
P: Are you attending the party tonight?
BD: I don't know, it depends on the check they're going to give me shortly.
P: An important check?
BD: Obligatory...
P: Can we know the amount?
BD: 200.000 .- €
P: That's good. Is it fair?.
BD: For appearing an hour and a half... and if I don't get my check I'll vomit on the whole world.
P: Umbrellas and raincoats may be necessary tonight.
BD: I think it's already there, they already have it ready. I do everything just for the money.
P: A nice word for our station CLAP-tv for beginning directors and actors?
BD: I hate new directors and actors, they are all terrible. That's it, that's my nice word.
P: You're very kind, thank you.
At Hemingway's home, claws are out →
A battle with the U.S. Department of Agriculture over the museum’s 47 cats has lasted nearly 4 years.
The Soho Love Goddess →
Dian Hanson has spent her life studying the secret desires of men.
The Physics of Extraterrestrial Civilizations →
What does it mean for a civilization to be a million years old? We have had radio telescopes and spaceships for a few decades; our technical civilization is a few hundred years old… an advanced civilization millions of years old is as much beyond us as we are beyond a bush baby or a macaque.
Yorkshire Evening Post - Disgust after dog shot... →
See the amazing pictures of the dog with two crossbows in its head, cowboys and indians style, which lived to wag the tail.